It's the World Series, so let's look at a hilarious related quote from a baseball player. This one happens to come from the player who inspired the name of this blog, but I swear that was unintentional. Reggie Jackson once spoke the brilliance "Hitting is better than sex" and was vain enough to claim "I'm the straw that stirs the drink." In this iteration of his baseball philosophizing Reggie was talking about his one problem with playing in the World Series, and I'm sure everyone can relate. Enjoy the rest of the game, everybody.
"The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play."